Open-letter Wednesday

Dear Crazy Couponers,

I love a good deal...LOVE, but, 14 bags of Lifesavers, just because you have a coupon? I think not.

Yours in frugality,
Me
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Dear PMS,

Why do you make me so insatiably hungry?

(Note to self: Look for coupon for 14 bags of Lifesavers)

Hugs,
Me
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Dear Old Navy,

I find your trickery to be annoying. Why is it that your Halloween merchandise is 50% off online (but $7 for shipping) but your Halloween merchandise in the store is full-price? And yes, I'm aware that you offer free shipping on purchases over $75, but do you have any idea how much stuff you have to buy from Old Navy to total $75 and, frankly, your stuff just isn't doing it for me these days.

Boo to you,
Me
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Dear Gerber,

Is it too late to purchase stock in Puffs? My boy, he loves them.

Hugs and kisses,
Me
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Dear Facebook "Friends" Whom I knew 15 years ago,

Get over it. Move forward. Get on with your life...I certainly have.

Best,
Me
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Dear Mosquitoes,

ENOUGH ALREADY! Get away from my kids. I know they're succulent, sweet and delicious, but you've worn out your welcome here.

Buzz off,
Me